I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
how drunk are you?
Several
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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