I want to stick my p in your. b.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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