I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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