Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize