i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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