went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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