I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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