Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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