do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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