He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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