My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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