What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Jerry, you need to find god
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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