Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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