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(636): View more from Missouri

dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you

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when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced

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(636): dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you (1-636): when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced http://tfl.nu/5nrz

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(574): View more from Indiana

apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"

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(574): apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!" http://tfl.nu/r6a4

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I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.

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(401): I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls. http://tfl.nu/rm2y

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...

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(717): If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one... http://tfl.nu/slb8

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(845): View more from New York

I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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(845): I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt. http://tfl.nu/j6pk

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.

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That wasn't intended for you, my bad.

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(304): What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me. (1-304): That wasn't intended for you, my bad. http://tfl.nu/hfz2

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(706): View more from Georgia

Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?

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(706): Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings? http://tfl.nu/0565

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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(252): Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master. http://tfl.nu/donr

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(785): View more from Kansas

After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.

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(785): After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this. http://tfl.nu/akz0

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(425): View more from Washington

I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.

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I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.

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(425): I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help. (1-425): I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity. http://tfl.nu/3ise

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(651): View more from Minnesota

drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna

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(651): drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna http://tfl.nu/yd45

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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.

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(310): I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it. http://tfl.nu/9g38

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...

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(580): Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass... http://tfl.nu/ix5i

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile

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(870): I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile http://tfl.nu/qexx

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.

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(321): I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out. http://tfl.nu/5y00

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