And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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