I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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