why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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