She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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