Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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