How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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