Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize