When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Dear god my vagina.
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