I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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