Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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