You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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