He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
should my penis look like a turkey
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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