so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
time to smoke my breakfast
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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