he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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