Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
And then he peed in my hair
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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