In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Never underestimate the power of titties
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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