Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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