Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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