I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So here I am, sexting at work.
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