Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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