I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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