I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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