You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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