do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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