You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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