is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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