terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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