I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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