4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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