after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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