please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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