he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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