Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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