At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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