when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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