Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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